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    Posted: 18 December 2015 at 4:55pm

"Home Security----Safe and Secure"

 

 

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

 

I disconnected my home alarm system, and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.


I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in the center of the yard.


Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.



I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month. 

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Sweet,now go online and lookup how to make a bomb and how to contact the Kurds Voluteer Force,should kep you safe for awhile
Murder is killing but all killing is not murder
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Idiot
too many sea foxes
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Which one of us mudtoad
Murder is killing but all killing is not murder
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Originally posted by CapRandy CapRandy wrote:

Sweet,now go online and lookup how to make a bomb and how to contact the Kurds Voluteer Force,should kep you safe for awhile
 
Don't need to look up anything. As a multi-tour combat vet I feel quite safe.  Big smile
 
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Originally posted by mudtoad mudtoad wrote:

Idiot
 
Not worthy of comment as it is easier to ignore the ignorant.
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